Gambling – 207 Pictures - Now Proven As Effective As Flossing

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No joke. The words of advice that most commonly run through my mind run in Alec Baldwin’s voice. “Shoulders back, Lemon. You’re not welcoming people to Castle Frankenstein.” Thrice a day, give or take.

A fairly close second is the sound of my Dad’s voice saying, “Never call to an inside straight.”

I guess what I’m saying is I have shitty posture and possibly a gambling problem.

Happy holidays,

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porter-gembling asked: You mentioned you like Stephen Fry! Be wary, he is a Yid and he is only friends with you to extract wealth, which is the primary objective of a Jew. He may seem nice to you but in reality all he wants is more sympathisers and your money. You can't trust a Jew as far as you throw it. No need to thank me, education on them should be mandatory not volentery. Dirty, evil creatures. Keep up the good work with the books.

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