Yuletide Studies
Christmas is a lot like college. It’s a little bit magic. A little bit unreal. A little too white, probably. A little expensive but sometimes money just shows up in the mail. And you drink more and eat more than you should if you were in the real world but you aren’t so no worries. And a dorm room and a bottle of Aristocrat vodka, that’s mistletoe gone wild. It comes just before the unwrapping.
