Advice
No joke. The words of advice that most commonly run through my mind run in Alec Baldwin’s voice. “Shoulders back, Lemon. You’re not welcoming people to Castle Frankenstein.” Thrice a day, give or take.
A fairly close second is the sound of my Dad’s voice saying, “Never call to an inside straight.”
I guess what I’m saying is I have shitty posture and possibly a gambling problem.
Happy holidays,
E
