Mutant Battle Turkeys!
Yesterday my three year old nephew Batman and I made some turkey-shaped treats. We were meant to make these things a little closer to Thanksgiving but we’re busy, man. There’s lots of pants pooping and needless destruction and cartoon watching to be done. And Batman has stuff to do, too. So yesterday we finally got to it. These delicious little bastards consist of rice krispies treats, fudge stripe cookies and candy corn, basically. Bats took a kind of surrealist approach, making some kind of mutant porcupine turkey thing. And just mostly ate his ingredients. Because Bat’s takes a kind of surrealist approach to life, which I totally dig.
I made Larry.
I absolutely cannot bring myself to eat him.
And a good, messy time was had by all. Baaaawwwww.
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