Band Names

Do you ever find yourself talking along and, suddenly, you stumble across a combination of two or three words and it occurs to you, holy crap, that would be a fantastic band name? No? Just us? Fair enough. But it happens to me and my friends all the time and I thought some of you might find them amusing. Also, if you have a band that needs a name, we got you covered. So, yeah. Here you go.

Dumbass Fondue

Honey-Monkey Thugs

Second-Hand Jesus

Bastards of Ice Cream

Magic Grandma

Inara’s Kiss,

Inara’s List,

Sock in my Pants

Insanity Later

Chef Pajamas

The Waffles

Crackbaby

Two Minutes With Jerry

Kitty Toot

Ewww Dog Farts

Blue-Hair Sexy

Fairly Evil Baby

Consider the Source,

Dungeons & Hammers

Anal Fischer

Wired for Betty

Snookies Cookies

Bastards of Ice Cream

Fairly Evil Baby

Wee Bit o’ Death

Squirrel Pie

Murderer by Marigolds

Buckets of Blow

Sean/Shawn

Turbo Boned

Heat Storm, Bitches

Edgar and the Poes

Superheroes in Seattle

Totemic Panties

Secret Baby

Widnows 7 to the Soul

Bigger on the Inside

Back Seat Jobbery

Universally Drunk

Thanagarian Snare Beast

Harriet’s Rifle

Puxatony Philanthropists

The Kangarabbits

Ken’s Balls

Bound by Diana

Answers and Questions

Excommunicated

Feelin’ Toothy

Ant E M

Roman Martyrology

Stay Puffed Hugo

Liquid Cooled

Shower Bats

Lesbian Penis

Guns and Butter Bitches

The Stars and Jeffs Forever!

Ben and Jerry and Boobies and the Holograms

Silently Colliding

Sleep System of Sound

Exploding Heiress

Rush Holt!

Moon Scootie

Firetube!

Fifteen Spoons

Caravan of Psychosis

Banana Wagon

Typing is Hard

Soul Kiss

Bacon Heart

Why Did You Try To Kill Batman, ABC?

Hoverboard Money

Thompson’s Oscar

Everybody Hates Mimes

That’s Gross

Gridfucked

Celebrity Corpse

Short In The Leg

Fish Ass

Fancy Mouse

Basically Science

Chicken Dreams

Vanilla Winkle

Farm Folk

Bloodied Horshack

HumbleBlog

Republican’t

Hobo Bloggers

One-Armed People in Maine

Hotplay

Los Angemore

Robot Sense