8:30 pm - Wed, Jun 19, 2013

New PSA!

9:52 pm - Sun, Jun 16, 2013

In the second episode of ClassEcs I tackle Moby Dick!

3:18 pm - Fri, Jun 14, 2013

I made another PSA for you guys. Because I care. This one is about nature.

2:13 pm - Tue, Jun 11, 2013

Quin’ts Indianapolis speech in Jaws is one of the greatest moments in film history. So I ruined it.

3:56 pm - Fri, Jun 7, 2013

I’ve started a new webshow called “ClassEcs” where I recap, from memory, books I’ve never read. I start with “Lolita” in the first ep. Enjoy!

5:13 pm - Tue, Mar 19, 2013

Rewrites

We’ve come to a point with the new movie where reality gets to do a pass at the script and I am told things like “We can’t hit Barry with dozens of porcelain dolls. Those things are expensive.” and “The SAG requirements for endangering a child’s life are absurd and unaffordable.”

9:22 pm - Sat, Feb 16, 2013

Dreams

A man falls to the ground in a crowded restaurant. Frantic, one of his companions shouts, “He’s dying! There’s only one known cure. Does anyone know the fast bit from Blues Traveler’s “Hook”?”

Confidently I raise my hand. “Let’s do this.”

12:48 pm - Tue, Jan 1, 2013
The sky outside my hotel, the final morning of 2012.

The sky outside my hotel, the final morning of 2012.

6:35 pm - Mon, Dec 31, 2012
My year at the cinema.

My year at the cinema.

5:07 pm - Thu, Nov 15, 2012

Play For Blood, Remember?

I ride up to Wyatt Earp on the worst night of his life and throw my red bandana in the dirt. Lighting crashes behind us. I shout to be heard over the din of thunder. “They’re pronouncing ‘Fieri’ with a ‘T!’ We got to have some law!”

“Food Network to the bone! Right, E?” he answers.

“Not anymore. Not after this night.”

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