3:15 pm - Thu, Aug 7, 2014

Basically Every Online Job Posting For Writers - By Ethan Hunter

AMAZING Oppertunity for Great Writer

MUST have perfect grammer

MUST be native English Speaker

MUST have degree from Harvard or equivelent college we’ve heard about on television. (Oxford, Yale and Hogwarts are acceptable.)

MUST be a capricorn, preferably very tall and able to perfectly mimic MOST dinosaurs.

MUST  be able to type quickly with only your left hand, right hand will be needed to alternately arm-wrestle elderly clients and manually mastubate a bear.

Read More

2:48 pm - Mon, Jun 30, 2014
I’ve just published a new 99¢ story called “How Emma Stone Ended the World.” I don’t think you’ll find a better way to spend a dollar today. Check it out and, if you enjoy it, please spread the word.
Thank you and I love you all,
E

I’ve just published a new 99¢ story called “How Emma Stone Ended the World.” I don’t think you’ll find a better way to spend a dollar today. Check it out and, if you enjoy it, please spread the word.

Thank you and I love you all,

E

7:42 pm - Fri, Nov 8, 2013
Over the last two months I’ve spent my tiny bits of free time on creating my first piece of animation. It’s a very silly movie about a chess game come to life called “The Thin Checkered Line.” It stars Grant Henry and I think I finished it today. Which is fun. This is the one-sheet for the film.
I’ll start screening it soon. Hope you guys dig it!
E

Over the last two months I’ve spent my tiny bits of free time on creating my first piece of animation. It’s a very silly movie about a chess game come to life called “The Thin Checkered Line.” It stars Grant Henry and I think I finished it today. Which is fun. This is the one-sheet for the film.

I’ll start screening it soon. Hope you guys dig it!

E

4:34 am - Mon, Oct 7, 2013

The Epic of Mosby

Finally I am mostly caught up on How I Met Your Mother which means (Spoilers) that I have now met the mother. I mean no disrespect to the woman portraying her, or to the creators of a show I adore, but after 8 years of teasing us and toying with us she really should have been revealed by riding into frame on the back of a velociraptor with that damn yellow umbrella in one hand and a light saber in the other, picked Ted up and then ridden off to claim the iron throne. Whereupon Mr. Mosby’s nickname would evolve to “Teddy Westeros”

Or something like that.

*Drops two cents*


E

3:11 pm - Fri, Aug 16, 2013

A Few Scattered Thoughts On Buffy The Vampire Slayer My 3rd Time Through

1: That is a dumbass curse those gypsies put on Angel. If he feels one moment of happiness he goes right back to being the devil murder machine that we were pissed off at in the first place? So he can go happily murder more folk like he did your clan?

No.

How about if he feels one moment of happiness he explodes into smoke and teeth?  Or he becomes a fluffy bunny. Or has to get a job at Walgreen’s. Or just about anything else. 

1A: “Gypsy” may be a racially insensitive word but I honestly can’t keep up.

2: Hell has a dojo, but it’s a pretty shitty dojo. Every time a high school kid comes back as a vampire he or she knows karate, unfailingly, but it’s shit karate. Even Xander can usually kick their ass if need be. Vampires wouldd be better off training to be snipers, I feel. A slayer’s defense against a bullet fired from a mile and a half away is slender.

2A: I’m glad nobody shot Buffy.

3: I still heart this show SO HARD.

5:23 pm - Wed, Jul 3, 2013

New episode of “ClassEcs” just went up. In this one I take on “Jane Eyre”

5:40 pm - Sat, Jun 29, 2013
8:30 pm - Wed, Jun 19, 2013

New PSA!

9:52 pm - Sun, Jun 16, 2013

In the second episode of ClassEcs I tackle Moby Dick!

3:18 pm - Fri, Jun 14, 2013

I made another PSA for you guys. Because I care. This one is about nature.

2:13 pm - Tue, Jun 11, 2013

Quin’ts Indianapolis speech in Jaws is one of the greatest moments in film history. So I ruined it.

3:56 pm - Fri, Jun 7, 2013

I’ve started a new webshow called “ClassEcs” where I recap, from memory, books I’ve never read. I start with “Lolita” in the first ep. Enjoy!

5:13 pm - Tue, Mar 19, 2013

Rewrites

We’ve come to a point with the new movie where reality gets to do a pass at the script and I am told things like “We can’t hit Barry with dozens of porcelain dolls. Those things are expensive.” and “The SAG requirements for endangering a child’s life are absurd and unaffordable.”

9:22 pm - Sat, Feb 16, 2013

Dreams

A man falls to the ground in a crowded restaurant. Frantic, one of his companions shouts, “He’s dying! There’s only one known cure. Does anyone know the fast bit from Blues Traveler’s “Hook”?”

Confidently I raise my hand. “Let’s do this.”

12:48 pm - Tue, Jan 1, 2013
The sky outside my hotel, the final morning of 2012.

The sky outside my hotel, the final morning of 2012.